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The Luckiest Dumb Doctor
by Click In and Get Rich
[An explosive and thrilling story, highly recommended by the Chief Editor himself. A must-read divine book, you'll regret not reading this.]In the eyes of others, he might have seemed like a worthless fool, but he was revered as the master of appraisal, the miraculous healer, the charming sorcerer, the lord of the Dragon Palace, the invincible war god... With a hand that wielded golden needles against death itself, and another that brandished a longsword, compelling nations to submit, he possess…
You were told to build a tractor, but you’re building a rocket?
by Red Wine Flower
Due to his father's death, Lin Ju was forced to take over the family tractor factory.Facing the struggling tractor factory, Lin Ju said:"No worries, the system will step in!""Since I can make tractors, it would be quite reasonable for me to switch production to rockets, right?"So, in the unremarkable tractor factory, a tall rocket rose.Then the whole world discovered that this tractor factory was becoming increasingly absurd:New energy vehicles, tanks, jet engines, passenger planes, fighter jets…
You‘re Just My Ex-Husband,My Lord
by c_l_dd
Before they got married, Laurent already knew that Dave Washington had another woman in his heart, yet she still chose to marry him because Dave had always been the one she loved. She loved Dave, but his heart belonged to another woman. It was said that this woman loved another man, who happened to be Dave's illegitimate half-brother. Laurent believed that having a child would secure their shaky marriage.Until one day, the woman Dave loved finally told him, "Actually, the person I love is you."L…
Reluctant Hero: Damn Protagonist, Why Are You So Useless?
by eprins
After getting hit by a bus, Edward gets sent to another world, forced to complete a mission to save it, which he successfully accomplishes. But just as he's about to enjoy his well-deserved hero life, a cosmic screw-up by the goddess sends him back to Earth. On the very same day, while saving his sister, Edward gets hit by a bus again, ending up back in front of the goddess. Now, in accepting a new reincarnation, he brings the goddess along to a new world, aiming for a peaceful life. However, he…
You're Strong But Now You're Mine
by Listening Day
At the end of the road, in the throes of despair and impending death, Le Yu shouted defiantly: "If you have the guts, then kill me." The enemy sneered and said: "I've never heard such a strange request." Le Yu died. Then Le Yu came back to life, living in the enemy's body. This is a story where being killed means possessing the killer. "Why are the ones who kill me always some enigmatic, cunning figures with complicated backstories and numerous impending quests? Why aren't there some honest, wea…
Re: Player
by Ethel_Imaginations
Being thrown into the game-world of [Call of the Black Magicians], Adam was forced to survive with no prior information.Except for his memories of the Game-World and his name, he did not have any memories of his previous life.But fret not, even though the Game-World had many perils and was on the verge of extinction at every next step, it also had its beauty and magic, one to die for.With the authority of [Player], he could save and restart until he achieved his desired result. He could learn sk…
So You're Such A Doctor Song
by Leaf Snow
Changqing has always felt that she's incomparable to Guan Ying in every aspect. Even though she is pretty and has a good family background, this world is nothing more than a world where Princes are more attracted to Cinderellas.Her first love that she dearly remembers in her heart for years eventually becomes Guan Ying’s current boyfriend and her fiancé is Guan Ying’s ex. He has yet to forget Guan Ying.A business marriage brings Changqing and Song Chuyi together despite the absence of love.In pu…
Medical Consort, the Prince is Pretending to be Dumb Again
by Tang Wei'en
Liu Shimei, who died suddenly in an experimental lab in the previous lifetime, was forced to get engaged to the second prince. Her fiance was mentally handicapped, obedient yet clingy, and gentle yet fierce at the same time. He wanted her care and affection every single day! When her stepmother and stepsister plotted against her, he punished them! When her father didn't show her affection, he criticized him!Although she was a retired doctor and a teacher to many, none of her concoctions worked o…
You're My Only Star
by zetsubouaichan
The first time she saw him, Song Xing Xing ran over a pole, injuring her head.The second time she saw him, he had thought that she was a reporter, sneaking backstage to find materials on his artists.The third time she saw him again, this man turned out to be her big boss!?It was said that the rich and famous President Lu Xun of NEXT Group despised women. Living in a glamorous world, surrounded by beautiful stars, he was someone who could never escape scandals with beautiful models, actresses, so…
So Pure, So Flirtatious
by Fishman The Second
Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better.As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Al…
Dear Enemy, You’re My Mate
by Veliciah
Since battling over a spade in kindergarten, Dior and Patricia have been life sworn enemies. Despite Dior being the future alpha, Patricia never respected or feared him. She was always a daring omega, not afraid of stating her opinion. With age, the venom runs thicker in their veins. While Dior becomes popular and sought-after, Patricia finds herself bullied by the entire pack.Sick of the treatment she receives, Patricia decides to go rogue, only for fate to laugh her in the face—it turns out th…
You're Just One Kiss
by Jude_K_1656
YOU'RE JUST ONE KISS (The Protector 1)Jacob, a criminal lawyer embraced the witch curse that ran across the Medici family's clan and became a werewolf to protect the chosen woman who would be his wife to continue their legacy. He was the last Medici heir to accomplish that. But he didn't know Angeline came from the union of a pureblood vampire, and the fairy queen converted to a vampire.Mallory marked Jacob's chosen wife as his, the obsessive vampire king, with relation to the mother of his daug…
Mr. CEO, You're Out!
by Seven Summer Leaves
Su Wan married the man she had loved for ten years with a heart full of joy. On their wedding night, however, he said to her, "Su Wan, you've been given the status of Mrs. Xu. All you need to do is fulfill your duties. The only things you can get from me are power and money, nothing else." Su Wan, holding a sincere heart as if it were red-hot coal, wanted to tell him that she had secretly loved him for many years. But before she could give away her true feelings, they were thrown to the ground …
You're My Mate (BL)
by Neptunus_97
[Werewolf Mature Content 18+] This is a story about a Werewolf's love story with a Boy of Rare Blood; of course, their love story will not go smoothly.But it is the strength of their love that will bring their destiny in the future to be brighter and coveted by many people.------"He won't be able to stop preying on male or female Werewolf Betas until he finds his soul mate!" The Elder said. And dad says if I haven't found my soul mate, then I can be more dangerous than that.Because what I'm afra…
You're My Love
by Staryinthesky
Volume 1Bermula dari seorang gadis cantik berumur 22 tahun yang bernama Lu Wei Wei yang berasal dari keluarga Lu dan merupakan putri bungsu dari keluarga Lu.Hari-harinya berubah semenjak ibunya telah meninggal dunia dan ayahnya menikahi seorang wanita yang sudah memiliki seorang putri. Putri tersebut hanya lebih tua satu tahun dari Wei Wei sehingga ia menjadi kakak dan Wei Wei menjadi adik. Ayahnya berubah menjadi orang yang pilih kasih dan lebih menyayangi kakaknya dari pada Wei Wei. Ibu tiriny…
MY DUMB DOCTOR, PLEASE LOOK AT ME!
by _frieyaVida
Nurse Belle works to save lives while Ceres assassinates people. In an extraordinary twist of fate, these two souls now occupy the same body.If that wasn't bad enough, Ceres found out that the person she killed became Belle's colleague in this life. Worse, she still loves him. However, Belle wants no part in letting this man into her heart for the second time. Her body -her decision! And that's NO TO DR. ELIEZER RIVERA. Unfortunately for her, Ceres has a lot of ways to throw her plan in disarray…
You're the whole world to me
by Jenny
"Sorry, Mr. Robert, the prisoner refuses to meet with you."Two months later."Sorry, Mr. Robert the prisoner still refuses to meet with you."Six months later"Sorry, Mr. Robert, the prisoner is firm and still refuses to meet with you."One year later."Mr. Robert, sorry, we asked, and she refuses to meet with you, persistently."Two years later."Mr. Robert, she doesn't want to see you."The female guard in uniform politely spoke to the man in front of her.Upon hearing this, the man paused and then sai…
Sweet Marriage: Dear Lady, You're Mine
by Jennie Hum
George caught Sigrid's boyfriend sleeping with his fiancee. To punish his fiancee, George said that Sigrid is going to be his bride, or her family would go bankrupt!Sigrid had no choice but to say, yes.What's worse, it's just a contract marriage! But she didn't want this kind of fake love at all.Though she tried to get rid of him, she gradually discovered his charm and tenderness.Day by day, she got his endless love, and she became the apple of his eye.Maybe it would be fine to stay by his side.…
You're My Soulmate
by LaveniaLie
Seorang Ella Althea, harus berjuang untuk bertahan hidup ketika ayahnya meninggal. Ia hidup bersama ibu tirinya di negeri Ice Crystal. Sebuah negeri yang dingin tertutup es dan dipenuhi dengan banyak kristal. Ella terpaksa harus menikah dengan Xavier, pemimpin yang cukup berkuasa di negeri itu.Ella pikir, ia akan mendapatkan segalanya yang sudah sangat lama ia dambakan selama ini. Namun, suatu hari ia melihat ada keganjilan pada diri Xavier. Pria itu sangat tempramental. Ia hanya bisa menjaga em…
I Know What You're Up To, Miss!
by Gentleman Yin Yang
Hang out with Senior Sister, commit sins twice a day.Book transmigration female lead VS reborn antagonist male lead1v1 pure love*After the antagonist Demon Lord Yuezheng Yan reborn, he planned to follow the trajectory of his past life, to bloodily cleanse the hypocritical Master at Cloud Nine Peak and exterminate his malevolent original family.But on the first day of joining the sect, he was hoodwinked by a Senior Sister he had not met in his previous life and ended up at Xiaoyao Peak.The Senior…